Canadian Severed Foot Watch - The Recount!

Okay, just watching CNN.  We have revised totals:  4 right feet, 1 left foot, 1 paw (it has not been disclosed whether the paw was a righty or a lefty).  Evidently the paw was planted by a Canadian practical "joker".  Hey!  Lay off the Labatts, you hoser.

Why am I so fascinated by this story?!?!?