Honest to Pete. This is the THIRD picture I've seen of Mickey Rourke doing the Al Bundy on the red carpet.
Michael, get your hand out of your pants. If you need a place to put your hands, use your pocekts. Or get an age-inappropriate girlfriend with a nice booty to manhandle.
And does anybody else find that Return of Rourke heartening? I've always said going bugfu** crazy was my biggest fear. But if Mickey can come back from the bughouse, there's a little hope for everybody. Come to think of it, Britney Spears got carted off and she's on the comeback trail too. Hell, maybe if Courtney Love would quit slugging back the crazy juice, she could even return to the land of the living.
Also, does anybody remember when Mickey was so fine he could blow your mind? Dang close to pretty back before he decided to try a career as a speed bag. Kids, don't let people hit you in the face. Yikes.