Honest to Pete. This is the THIRD picture I've seen of Mickey Rourke doing the Al Bundy on the red carpet.
Michael, get your hand out of your pants. If you need a place to put your hands, use your pocekts. Or get an age-inappropriate girlfriend with a nice booty to manhandle.
And does anybody else find that Return of Rourke heartening? I've always said going bugfu** crazy was my biggest fear. But if Mickey can come back from the bughouse, there's a little hope for everybody. Come to think of it, Britney Spears got carted off and she's on the comeback trail too. Hell, maybe if Courtney Love would quit slugging back the crazy juice, she could even return to the land of the living.
Also, does anybody remember when Mickey was so fine he could blow your mind? Dang close to pretty back before he decided to try a career as a speed bag. Kids, don't let people hit you in the face. Yikes.
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I was going to post pre-Oscars and say cut him some clack he is prob just tucking his shirt and got caught mid-tuck but NO - I watched the Babs interview special and YES MR had his same hand inserted in his belt the ENTIRE INTERVIEW!!! Unless he has a catheter hooked up there that is difficult and giving him trouble - I have NO excuses to give for him.
I cut Mickey a lot of slack. The hair, the clothes, the omni-present sunglasses on non-sunglasses-wearing-occasions. It's his thing. He's earned it. But the hand in the pants thing just scores too high on the squick-o-meter. Nobody wants to see that.
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