Don't walk away, Miley

Where her daddy pioneered the business in the front/party in the back mullet, Miley Cyrus is working the pretty in the front/crazy in the back mullette dress. Reminds me of Heidi Klum's comment on Project Runway that a dress looked like the model was pooing fabric. Miley, it needs to be said, anyone who saw you try this thing on and didn't stop you is not your friend. Or your stylist is on coke. Maybe both.