Thursday, August 6, 2009

Putin on the Ritz - it's cheesetastic!

I'm too sexy for my horse

Too sexy for my horse

So sexy, of course.




Hmmm. This is good. Fishing is very sexy. It worked for Brad Pittski in A River Runs Through It. Chicks dig a guy with a big rod. But it's missing something. I don't know. Heft?

Swords. Perfect. No wait. Still too subtle? Get the Rough Guide. Maybe there's a missile silo I could visit around here.

3 comments:

WashingtonGardener said...

what the hell? still more evidence that men think they are MUCH better looking then the actually are - can you imagine any female leader doing this?

WashingtonGardener said...

Oh wait, maybe Palin would

FirePhrase said...

Who knows? Maybe in the former Soviet block he's one hot blini of love and this plays better with his home crowd.

You know, I don't even think Palin would do a cheesecake shot. Unless it involved an AK47 and a dead moose.

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