The Top 5 Things I would rather do than see G.I. Joe the movie this weekend:
- Host a Wiggles themed birthday party for 23 sugared up 4-year olds. By myself. With a bounce house.
- Eat beet salad and pickled okra washed down with Orange Crush, sitting in the middle of a medical waste dump, while listening to a super group album by Michael Bolton, Yanni, John Tesh and Kenny G. Whoa – I just hit my own gag reflex there. Gimme a second.
- Read the Twilight series in its entirety.
- Make a porn movie featuring a three-way between me, Rush Limbaugh and Angelina Jolie that would be reviewed real time by Perez Hilton and Manohla Dargis. (I'd have to see Limbaugh naked, look like a man compared to Angelina Jolie and have to hear about it – welcome to the Inferno).
- Go see Julie & Julia. Don't mind if I do.
6 comments:
I'm waiting for the reviews - but not holding out much hope from what I've seen in the clips :-(
Dennis Quaid and Christopher Eccleston AND it still looks like it would annoy the skivvies off me. That is sad. A waste of natural resources. Shame, shame, shame.
You know how I adored GI Joe back in HS, but I have no desire to see this movie. What a waste of a good comic.
I'm still having trouble picturing Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra Commander. Really, Hollywood? Quit smoking the dope.
*sigh* I may break down and pay for a matinee of this - guess I do have SOME optimism in me
Well, let me know how the view is from under that bus.
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