Thursday, December 4, 2008

And now I know God loves me too

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081204/bs_nm/us_mattel_bratz

Thank you, Sweet Jesus (or whichever Eternal Force for Goodness in the Universe is responsible), for answering my silent prayers and getting those damned, ugly, misogynist, trashy, ugly, distorted-body-image-inducing, consumerist, ugly, ugly, ugly dolls off the market. And, now if you could only make the remaing dolls spontaneously burst into flames. It's not for me. It's for the kids.

And if you're not too busy, Jesus, please make every shirt that Hugh Jackman tries on also burst in to flames. That one's for me, Lord.

Amen

1 comment:

victory4angela said...

Amen! (Esp Hugh Jackman's shirts).

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