Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Angelina Jolie she ain't

http://omg.yahoo.com/sharon-stone-was-china-quake-bad-karma/news/9386?nc

Here's a suggestion: If you're going to get your political commentary from Sharon Stone, there are slightly more reliabe sources from which you can select. I'd suggest looking into the "shoot first, think later" talking head gadfly stylings of Glenn Beck, Arianna Huffington, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, Crusty the Clown or a demented 3-year old baboon. All of them, probably better sources for ideas you can use. Probably.

Seriously. Who's idea was it to ask La Stone about the earthquake in China in the first place? Does she have a PhD in Asian studies that I don't know about? Does she hang with the Dalai Lama and Richard Gere at Spago? Ask Sharon how she keeps her biceps rock hard and her booty toned. Ask her where she got her shoes. Ask her who's a better kisser: Michael Douglas or Arnold Schwarzennegger? But the karmic implications of years of human rights violations? Not so much her wheelhouse, ya know?

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