Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Can you recall a governor on the grounds of gross stupidity?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090630/ap_on_re_us/us_sc_governor

Okay, the Sanford thing is just starting to make me nutty. And I quote:

"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story," Sanford said. "A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day."

Buh-arf. Forbidden? Tragic? What? You live in a Danielle Steele novel?

Mrs. Sanford, so far you've been a class act, and also resisted the urge to stand by your cheatin-n0-good-egg-suckin-dog of a husband at some nauseating mea culpa press conference. I applaud your good sense. Keep it up. And should you ever be in Dallas, it would be my pleasure to buy you a stiff drink. It's the very least somebody owes you after this grand guignol of ignominy. A couple of tequila shots and a Silkwood scrub down should go a long way.

2 comments:

WashingtonGardener said...

I bet he thought he was SO in love with wifey at one time too -- this guy is a poster child for mid life crisis -- I just want the other woman to make an appearnce on the talk shows she must be real good in bed to have that much pull.

FirePhrase said...

But the other woman has declined to talk so far too! So far they're both classier than that idiot.

As Bea Arthur would have said on Maude: "It's the male menopause, Arthur."

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