Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The Man in the Mirror

Okay, now that I’ve seen Rep. Weiner’s wife (and let’s face it, he can kiss his first name goodbye along with his reputation) the mystery deepens. She’s stunning. And evidently really smart. And kinda rich. He married up. Waaaayyyy up. A year ago. Evidently he got the 7 month itch. What a schmuck.

A friend was talking about the Wal-Mart mirror yesterday. She says Wal-Mart must sell a special mirror that every time you look in it you think you look fantastic. It explains the “People of Wal-Mart” website. I also think it explains Britney Spears, uhm, fashion sense. Evidently Rep. Weiner has been looking in a Wal-Mart mirror and thinking that he’s too much man to waste on just one gorgeous, glamorous, smart and well-connected woman. He needs to spread a little of that jelly around. Welcome to Wal-Mart.

2 comments:

glorm said...

I was very surprised to learn that they had married within the last year; I was thinking he had been wed for years and years (guess cause of his antics). He is Jewish; she is Muslim---hmmm, interesting.

FirePhrase said...

That man has got to be a psychological snake pit. Seriously, it just confirms that you have to be dumb or nuts to run for elected office. And it doesn't hurt if you're both!

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