http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/21/lost-actor-marries-16-year-old-girlfriend/?hpt=hp_bn5
- You're a Medieval lord and she's good breeding stock
- One of you was born on February 29
- One of you has recently undergone a long space journey and experienced gravitational time dilation (Shout out to OG, Albert Einstein! Special relativity, yo!)
- You're first cousins and the age difference is really not the grossest thing about it
- You're Jerry Lee Lewis - oh, wait. That' didn't work either. Strike that. You're Woody Allen! Cross-reference to number 4.
2 comments:
In that pic she looks more like 30. Maybe she's had a rough life.
Are you looking at the picture in the link? I did at first. But that's a picture from the Green Mile premiere. He's got 12 more years on him since then. And she was FOUR at the time. Here's one from the "wedding": http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248344_five_things_you_didnt_know_about.html
Ick.
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