Tuesday, June 21, 2011

5 Reasons Why a 35 Year Age Difference Can Work in a Marriage:

First off: EEEEEWWWWWW!

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/21/lost-actor-marries-16-year-old-girlfriend/?hpt=hp_bn5
  1. You're a Medieval lord and she's good breeding stock
  2. One of you was born on February 29
  3. One of you has recently undergone a long space journey and experienced gravitational time dilation (Shout out to OG, Albert Einstein! Special relativity, yo!)
  4. You're first cousins and the age difference is really not the grossest thing about it
  5. You're Jerry Lee Lewis - oh, wait. That' didn't work either. Strike that. You're Woody Allen! Cross-reference to number 4.

2 comments:

glorm said...

In that pic she looks more like 30. Maybe she's had a rough life.

FirePhrase said...

Are you looking at the picture in the link? I did at first. But that's a picture from the Green Mile premiere. He's got 12 more years on him since then. And she was FOUR at the time. Here's one from the "wedding": http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248344_five_things_you_didnt_know_about.html

Ick.

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