Where her daddy pioneered the business in the front/party in the back mullet, Miley Cyrus is working the pretty in the front/crazy in the back mullette dress. Reminds me of Heidi Klum's comment on Project Runway that a dress looked like the model was pooing fabric. Miley, it needs to be said, anyone who saw you try this thing on and didn't stop you is not your friend. Or your stylist is on coke. Maybe both.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Don't walk away, Miley
Where her daddy pioneered the business in the front/party in the back mullet, Miley Cyrus is working the pretty in the front/crazy in the back mullette dress. Reminds me of Heidi Klum's comment on Project Runway that a dress looked like the model was pooing fabric. Miley, it needs to be said, anyone who saw you try this thing on and didn't stop you is not your friend. Or your stylist is on coke. Maybe both.
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Seriously, that dress looks like it was wrapped on her, mummy style, and the designer didn't know what to do with the rest so just let it drag.
One misstep by someone behind her and poof, it's gone.
You got that right. They probably had one handler for Miley and one for the dress.
better than what she had on onstage! she was a broke-down Stevie Nicks! at least the front of this looks good...
I ignored the show and went to the red carpet pics. Is it some sort of rite of passage now that poplets have to murder an icon's style at an award show? Taylor trashed Stevie. Jessica Simpson completely ruined a Dolly song. Now Miley. Never send a girl in to do a woman's job.
on the show she did not do a Stevie N song - only tried to steal her look -- all black lace, wild hair, lots of lit candelabras... it was cringe-worthy
Oh, my god, that sounds awful. So awful I'm not even going to look it up on YouTube.
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