See? See? The regime changes and people think that they can just slip things by you.
As we made our contingency plans for the New World Order Thanksgiving, a "friend" suggested, as we assigned out dessert, that we could just get canned whipped cream. Not Cool Whip. But the aerosol stuff that's real cream. . .
Oh, sure. Then we can put bones through our noses and boil up a missionary for dinner. Maybe paint our bodies with river mud and wear loincloths to the table. No need to be so formal.
No.
There will be whipped cream. Period. We are not savages.
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LOL as picky as I am - I'll eat whippedcream and all its imitators - and gladly - by the spoonful straight from the carton, bowl or spray can. Funny things is - Chantilly loves Cool Whip as much as the real stuff. If it passes her sniff test, it passes mine.
Cool Whip has it's place. In fluffy jello or fruity salads. And canned whipped cream is really only allowable straight from the can after a bad breakup, or on top of shots with naughty names that you drink without using your hands. You know what I'm talkin' about.
But if you have it on top of dessert, it's just another victory for the forces of darkness and another erosion of the tenets of a civilized society. Don't let the evildoers win.
I am a savage. I love cool whip and whipped cream in a can. Maybe I'm just a little lazy.
With a handblender it takes 3 minutes to make lovely, delicious, decadent, real whipped cream. And it turns even storebought punkin pie into something special. Come on. Step into the light. Darth Vader uses Cool Whip.
Okay picturing DV using Cool Whip is just kinda sexy hot, if you ask me, which you didn't, but hey, I'll over=share anyways ;-)
Freak.
If you have Golem and Nutella fantasies, I do not want to hear about it.
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