Scorchio!

It's not going to rain in Texas. I look up the weather forecast and it's sunny as far as the eye can see. Sun, sun, sun. Look out, Texas. You may be in for the greatest drought in recorded history. Dustbowl? Nothing. The plants will suffer. The lawns will dry up and die. Say goodbye to lakes, rivers and streams. Parched. Parched, I tell you!

You know how I know it may never rain here again?

I bought galoshes.