Wednesday, May 14, 2008

You might be a Jeff Foxworthy joke if . . .

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_us/wildfires;_ylt=AjQgpBMC0ZDRsC.e1rvKYnlvzwcF

A proven two-step strategy for avoiding prosecution for setting forest fires:

  1. Do not wear a haircut that says "I enjoy light beer, t-shirts with the arms cut out to the waist, quiet walks on the beach and setting forest fires."
  2. Do not set forest fires.

2 comments:

WashingtonGardener said...

See now HE is an a-hole - but calling his mom? That is just LOW!!!

>>A woman who answered the phone at a telephone listing for Crowder's mother declined to speak to a reporter.<<

FirePhrase said...

It is kind of borderline. Can she be blamed for raising an a-hole? Or is he an a-hole in spite of all that mama tried to teach him?

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