http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/blog/busted_racquet/post/Report-Agassi-says-he-used-crystal-meth-during-?urn=ten,198530
So, Andre Agassi used meth back in the day.
You know, I'm lookin' at the light bouncing off that chrome-domed fivehead of yours, Andy, and mees a thinkin' maybe there might have been another controlled substance that you might have forgot to mention. Looks like you've got a serious case of the Hulkster Hairline, buddy. Juice shrinks the winkie. But less acknowledged is the devastating consequences of performance enhancing drugs to a mack-daddy fro-mullett like the one Agassi was sporting back then.
I'm thinking anabolic steroids could also explain the hairline erosion experienced by Michael Bolton. Another magnificent fro-mullett sporter of yesteryear. I haven't actually seen anything that relates juicing to power vocals. But 'roid rage would certainly explain "When a Man Loves a Woman."
You know, Barbara Streisand is the missling degree of separation between Michael Bolton and Andre Agassi. Hmmmmm. I'm not implying anything there. I'm just saying. Hmmmmm.
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I think the mullets were in reaction to that receding hairline - go long in back when you are thinning in front.
Steroids mess with your voice - and not in a pleasant way. BTW hear Chaz Bono on ET? S/he sounds just like Sonnynow!
on Bravo What What Happens last night , Andy reported that was a hair piece held on by the sweatband so he never DID have that hair!
So he went out and BOUGHT that hair? Spent money for it? Actually I don't know if that's worse. But it sure isn't any better.
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