Okay, Joe Jackson is saying this Omer kid is Michael’s illegitimate son (Hey, I’m not talking about the mouse love child story from the other day. Eyes back up here. But did you see him? He’s blue!).
Here’s my question: Discount the gay rumors. Discount the pedophile accusations. Forget the Jesus Juice. Assume that Michael was none other than as he represented himself – a regular Peter Pan just looking for his Wendy. Can you imagine Michael Jackson having sex with a woman? I can’t. That image is just like the thing trying to put together two positive sides of a magnet. They just keep pushing away from each other. Can you accidentally artificially inseminate someone?
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stranger things have happened... I do NOT want to try and picture it though.
I don't know about want to. I just can't. It's like trying to picture Susan Sarandon making out with Bill O'Reilly. Just can't get those two things inside my head at the same time.
Go back to the days of "The Wall" album. I can sort of picture THAT MJ having sex with a woman. Possibly during the Thriller days, but not really.
For all that's said about MJ, I always felt bad for his screwed up childhood (all of the Jackson kids really) and wonder how he would have turned out if his rat bastard father had treated him better.
I loved his look back in the pre-Thriller days. But not even then.
Yeah, Joe has a lot to answer for. If it weren't for him, Michael may have just been the best singer in the church choir. But probably would have been happy.
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