http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090121/wl_asia_afp/australiamyanmarmaritimerescue;_ylt=AkzC11JSvPKs2i8hQV8kZe9vaA8F
Guys. Guys. There are a few things that you just shouldn't tell people. One of them would be eating bird vomit. Under any circumstances. Now you're always going to be the-guys-who-ate-bird-vomit. This is a taint that no TicTac can cure. There ain't enough Listerine in the world, my friends.
Okay, you have to explain how you lived, seeing as neither of you appear to be missing appendages or to have missing bits in what could be considered the "rump roast" region. This is where the fine are of obfuscation truly comes in handy. You could say "We 'found' a few small fish," or "We had seafood," or even "We ate as the baby birdies do." and just leave it at that. Or, in the worst case, chop off one of your friend's hands, hide it and say "Stuff happens."
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