Warning: do not click on the link if you are delicate about the discussion of a woman's lady-business. Seriously.
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1859937,00.html
Okay. This article just walks the line between making me giggle nervously and being completely ooked out. Women really go out and get their cooches rebuilt. Wow. I don't even like the idea of a scalpel being in the same room with my lady parts. And that part about getting your G-spot "enhanced" with collagen. How exactly does the collagen get applied? A needle? Ah, hell no. Not happening.
I just don't get it. Don't women have enough things to get insecure about? They have to add in a part of their body that, statistically speaking, very few people will ever even see. Assuming you're not in certain professions. I can understand the part about getting things, um, rearranged, if it's actually causing discomfort. But just for looks? I mean, how often does someone stand in a line up, so that comparisons can be drawn? In my experience, not often. And people who actually take pictures of their bits and send them to a website asking for criticism? I can't even process a response to that. "Oh, no, girl. Yours are cute. Look at mine."
Some days, I think we've come a long way, baby. Some days I just think we're wandering around without a clue.
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Excuse my language, but are you shitting me? That is absolutely ridiculous. What is wrong with America today? I really don't believe in plastic surgery for anything cosmetic, but this is just crossing the line.
I know. Jacked up, right? This is right up there in the self-hatred stakes with Michael Jackson changing his skin color. I can't even imagine what my college Women's Studies professor would say about this.
And haven't I donated money to causes to stop this kind of thing happening in Africa?
On the Margaret Cho show she wanted to get her mojo back so she got that G-spot injection - I was like "Yikes" - but she is a tough girl and with all her tats, I think it was not too bad for her -- afterwards she said she could "fee: it but it didn't do much for her.
As to the out-right surgery - WHO determines what a pretty one is? I mean really - they go in the same category as feet and ears - be happy you got 'em and don't stare too close.
The idea of a needle anywhere in the vicinity of my lady business just gives me the huhs.
And does anybody have anything that looks like a box of puppies down there? Male or female.
I saw one of those extreme makeover shows a while ago where this married woman had everything redone including a vag rejuv. First time I had ever heard of it ... freaky! Anyway, re: the g-spot thing, think it would be more fun -- and cheaper -- just to find the right guy with the right moves!
No lie. And any guy who objects to the way yours looks should be struck from the guest list.
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